
If I eat one more bowl of cottage cheese and yogurt, one more scrambled fluffy egg, one more portion of mashed potato, I am going to puke.
Next time I go downtown I am ordering Bean Burrito Grande (oh right, they don't have that one anymore) Well, then I am ordering bean burrito extra cheese, no onions. I want the onions but I am pretty sure my throat does not. And I will choke it down with however much water it takes.
I am still missing my big dog. My husband did not cry when she died. But he looked like a heart attack waiting to happen while he and my son were digging her grave.
Origially we would have gotten her cremated for burial. So, I asked my husband to stop digging and let me help. He says, "If I have a heart attack just dump me in here with Girl" And with that we all stopped sobbing and laughed hyterically. It was me, my husband, my son and his wife. Everyone who ever met Girl fell in love with her. We would go camping and because she was such a huge dog I would keep her away from children just in case. But sometimes one would surprise us popping out of a trail and she would lovingly enjoy them petting her. The only thing that got her agitated was the UPS truck. We don't know why. But since she roamed the streets at three or four months we think something happened between her and the UPS driver. She would lay her head on your knee and stare up at you with all her soul in her brown eyes. She used this to her advantage if you were eating a cookie. Heck if you were eating a pretzel. If dogs can come back to us, I hope she finds me.
Ok, its time to start the husband's dinner. It feels weird to fix his dinner when I have to eat soup or a baked potato. I watched this fantastic documentary on MSNBC called In My Mother's Garden. I loved her film so much I added her as a contact on my Facebook. She must think I am a stalker. The film was about her mother's bi-polar illness and hoarding. I need HBO so I can see all these documentaries and not have to find them for free online. Ok, now I really have to start dinner. When I win the lottery I am hiring a cook. And I am also going to go to David Letterman's publicist and get them to let me buy the whole audience orders from Taco Bell, and the crew. Have them delivered during the show and freak Dave's freak. You just know he will say, "Where's my taco bell order?"